Double shot of love season 3 episode 1012/30/2023 ![]() Love returns to tell Joe that she took care of James while he was sick and then he didn’t want her anymore. ![]() I write in my notes: Okay, but who gets the human aquarium and custody of the humans inside it? Henry starts to cry, so Love leaves to take care of him, and while she’s away, Joe grabs the knife and holds it under the table. He says, gently as possible, that he wants a divorce. (Why don’t these seasoned homicidal maniacs make sure their dead bodies are dead before abandoning them in ditches and/or basements?) Joe doesn’t tell her that Theo is alive. Love cannot believe that Joe was off killing for some other woman while Love (thinks) she killed a teenager for him. So the wonderfully tense question becomes: How does Love plan to kill Joe? So Joe goes home to find Love cooking roast chicken - which is such a great choice: the dish to prove she’s an excellent cook and serve with very murder-y implements. Except Dante reports that Love picked Henry up hours ago. ![]() Having done the mitzvah of dumping Theo at a loading dock, Joe goes to Dante’s to pick up Henry so he can start his happily ever after with Marienne. She thinks she’s nailed it, but Love walks right up to the glass and accuses Sherry of being a “fucking monster.” “Everybody will believe you! It’s always the husbands!” Her crazy eyes are phenomenal. Love is here for some girl talk: “Joe is cheating.” Sherry’s instant response is: “Love, kill him!” Joe was abusive, Sherry rationalizes. The way Sherry says “Heyyy” is just fantastic. She goes back downstairs where her captives are fighting about grazing. ![]() Love puts it together: Ryan is Marienne’s ex, and Joe killed Ryan because he’s still obsessed with Marienne. But her reverie is destroyed when she takes out the diaper trash and discovers Joe’s bloody shirt.Īt the bakery, Love overhears all the neighbors gossiping about Ryan’s murder and its possible connection to the Natalie investigation. I don’t want to encourage a string of homicides, but I can’t pretend it doesn’t really bring out Love’s best, aesthetically. I hope she didn’t hit a major artery.īack at home, Love is scrolling through baby names with her lipstick on and her hair done. Cary goes, “I AM A FEMINIST,” and pushes back on the idea that he “shot” his wife: “I grazed you.” So Sherry picks up the gun and just shoots him! Like, not a graze. In the cage, Sherry and Cary are (understandably) getting a bit heated over the thing where Cary accidentally shot Sherry in the ear. Joe tells Theo that Love fooled everyone, then gets him to a hospital. With life! Can Joe kill Theo now that he just pinky-swore never to do a bad thing ever again? He decides that he must save the teen who loved and fucked his wife. Marienne invites him and Henry to get out of town with her and Juliet while the Ryan drama dies down - not suspicious at all!!! Joe, ecstatic, says he has to “tie up a few loose ends,” and then he looks down at the tarp hiding Theo’s body and sees it … twitch. Joe tells Marienne that he and Love are separating. Only Joe can see to her truest desires and realize them on her behalf. Because this aspect of the show was designed specifically to torture me, of course Marienne is like, “I’m glad he’s dead.” Remember, whenever Joe does a bad thing for Marienne, even when it’s something she told (or would have told) him not to do, it is, deep down, something she wishes for because women don’t know what they want. When Marienne calls Joe to say Ryan is dead, she immediately understands that this will blow back on her. Can she tell he’s lying? I’m going to say … not yet.ĭoesn’t Joe realize that leaving town with Marienne right now would make her the prime suspect in Ryan’s murder? Marienne eventually raises this concern via the cops who want to interview her, but I’m surprised it didn’t occur to Joe, given all the time he spends committing and then covering up his crimes. While Joe fantasizes about his escape with Marienne, Love declares: “I think it’s time for us to try for another baby.” Joe swears that he wants nothing more in this world. Joe stashes his bloody shirt under the trash can of diapers. The only good part of this flashback is that when Joe says his mom hated him for shooting and killing her abuser, his friend suggests that Joe actually has no clue how his mom feels: “You’re making it up.” See, this is the kind of audience-surrogate shit I was talking about!!īut let’s do what I wish this show would’ve done and stay in the moment. We are treated to yet another flashback, just in case you were still wondering, Did something perhaps happen during Joe’s tender childhood to make him this way? Nurse Fiona “moved to Ohio,” which is presumably the human equivalent of “we sent the dog to a farm,” and Joe hates himself for not killing her shitty boyfriend. I say Joe, you’re from Brooklyn, and you were just as fucked up there as you are in Madre Linda. Joe says Shirley Jackson wrote that suburbia is where people go to come apart.
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